Charlie Hatton is an overzealous blogger and aspiring standup comedian offering smart, sophisticated humor about life, language, and the size of his naughty bits. Not necessarily in that order.
Charlie lives in the Boston area, and spends most of his daylight hours stuffed in a cubicle, where he's less likely to bump into anything expensive or upset the neighbors. At thirty-five, he's due for a(nother) midlife crisis any day now.
Some say life is like a box of chocolates, because 'you never know what you're going to get'. Others say that life is like a rose, delicate and beautiful but cursed with thorns. Then there are those who say life is like a river, or an ocean, or a lake. Well, here's what I have to say...
Saint Valentine's Day rolls around just once a year. And if you've been married as long as I have, your chances for sex don't come much more often. 'There's always next year' is a fine mantra for a Cubs fan or a Libertarian, but not for a lover. So don't miss your amorous opportunity this year -- heed the following Valentine's Day advice.